Holy Cross

Holy Cross Catholic School Search Search Holy Cross CatholicK-8th gradeLearn More Academics Our Parish Schedules Mass Times:Mon-Fri: 8 amSat: 6 pmSun: 9:30 am, 11am Lunch Schedule!

St. Greg’s School

Search Search AcademicsWe have the highest level of teachers to educate our studentsClick HereSchool MssWe have daily mass at our school for students to attendClick HereSportsWe have many opportunities for our students to enjoy sportsClick Here Mass TimesSunday: 6am, 8am, 10am, Monday-Friday: 8am, 11amSaturday: 7am, 9am, 11am Priests: Fr. May, Fr. DavidBreakfast after Mass on […]

Activities

Welcome to St. Sebastian Catholic School, where the spirit of community and camaraderie comes alive through a vibrant array of extracurricular activities. At St. Sebastian, we believe that education extends beyond the classroom walls and that involvement in extracurricular activities is essential for the holistic development of our students.  From sports teams and academic clubs […]

Faith

Welcome to St. Sebastian Catholic School, where faith is at the heart of everything we do. At St. Sebastian, we believe that a strong foundation in faith is essential for the holistic development of our students. Rooted in the teachings of Jesus Christ and the traditions of the Catholic Church, our faith-based education provides students with the […]

Faith

Welcome to Maplebrook Elementary, where faith is at the heart of everything we do. At Maplebrook Elementary, we believe that a strong foundation in faith is essential for the holistic development of our students. Rooted in the teachings of Jesus Christ and the traditions of the Catholic Church, our faith-based education provides students with the spiritual guidance, […]

Activities

Welcome to Maplebrook Elementary, where the spirit of community and camaraderie comes alive through a vibrant array of extracurricular activities. At Maplebrook Elementary, we believe that education extends beyond the classroom walls and that involvement in extracurricular activities is essential for the holistic development of our students.  From sports teams and academic clubs to performing […]

Adult Jokes

“Do You Think He’s Compensating For Something?” When Shrek and Donkey go visit Duloc, Shrek notices the immense height and size of Lord Farquaad’s ~tower~. He then utters this quote, implying that Farquaad might be not be very well-endowed. This innuendo was lost on the kids, but gave adults a laugh. “Wipe Your… Face” At […]

Plot Holes

The Time It Takes To Get Places Varies A LOT Per Movie In Shrek it is shown to take at least one day for Shrek and Donkey to make it to Dragon’s keep.  In Shrek 2 it’s apparent that the kingdom of Far Far Away is FAR FAR AWAY from Shrek’s swamp. This distance is again confirmed when it’s […]

Fan Theories

The Fairy Godmother Created Fiona’s Curse. In Shrek 2 it’s clear that the Fairy Godmother has been planning to get her son into power for a long time. She’s not above using manipulation, potions, and force to get what she wants. [It’s known that she found the cure for Fiona’s curse, and some theorize that […]